We have had some chocolate milk mayhem going on in our town. No one knows who, or even why this serial litterer keeps throwing their trash on the street. Trash in this case is empty chocolate milk bottles, almost exclusively in fact. The bottles end up accumulating in front of one house, or they were deliberately put there for more sinister reasons. The fed up resident put up signs explicitly stating to stop the cholate milk bottle litter. This had no effect on the perpetrator, the littering continued. Their identity remains a mystery, but we know two things for certain, they love chocolate milk and hate the environment. Plastic can take up to 500 years to decompose! Knowing this makes what the chocolate milk discarder is doing all the more sickening. This key fact could lead to unmasking the chocolate milk menace.
A totem of empty bottles has been spotted in front of the victim’s house.

The Platinum Horde is investigating who erected this Choco-milky artifact. Was it our enigmatic litterer taunting the victim? Could it have been the victim themselves, protesting and rallying the public to their aide? Either way we aim to get to the bottom of it and put a stop to the dairy delinquent. Notice the Strawberry Nesquik in the totem? Looks like the tried to change it up a bit, another clue perhaps.





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